SOME ARE SO FUNNY, AND SO RARE AND HAVE JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF NUT BURGER, I JUST HAVE TO SHARE:
WHAT YOU DON'T SAY TO AN AGENT WHEN WE PASS:
First, I want to say that was a very polite brush-off. As a naive screenwriter I was filled with hope and aspirations.
Second, I want you to know you really screwed the pooch. I honestly do know how the xxx were constructed, and I can also offer proof that someone else figured it out also... 4,500 years ago. Consider the evidence.
Third, I've read xxxx, boo-hoo I'm scared. Congratulations, you let the big one slip through your fingers. But don't feel too bad, yours was a privileged life.
Lastly, as a fledgling, you're the second that has responded to my baby bird 'cheeps', so I appreciate the fact that someone in 'the business' hears and thinks about me. Wish you'd have gotten it right though...
By the way... xxxx plagiarized one of my lines -- "We xxxx". I cannot prove it, but I know it. I can prove I wrote that line over ten years ago.
(WILD! NUFF SAID. BUT FUNNY! YEAH! I felt so bad for the guy, because I always leave my door open even when I pass. BUT NOT TO HIM. See ya all next show. bb)